I didn't know there was a secret handshake

[sombrefan]

Gasp at the secrets of the mysterious club of married men on Valentine's Day

At the office

Him: So are you doing anything with your wife tonight?
Me: We're going to the ballet on Friday.
Him: Do you think I should I take my wife out for a meal tonight?
Me: Shouldn't you have thought of this already?

On the train:

Another him: So are you doing anything with your wife tonight?
Me: We're going to the ballet on Friday.
Another him: We're going out for a meal tonight. I let my wife book it. I just turn up. Saves hassle.
Me: Lovely.