Counting Backwards

Could not get access to outside internet at work, so was forced with the horrible possibility of actually doing something work related. So instead deleted loads of temporary internet files (50 megs worth).

Drank the worst coffee in ages during my break, 2 Malboro Lights and chewing gum have not shifted the taste from my mouth. Still nowhere near as bad as McDonalds coffee (no wonder they give away free refills).

Dozed when I got back home last night, when I got up I put on MTV and watched the Lady Marmalade video from Moulin Rouge. Watched it for two minutes, thinking either I'm really tired or Pink and Christina have put on a bit of weight. Then I realised it was part of those crappy becoming the band shows. Grrrr. Still relieved that I had not suddenly been transported to an alternate dimension.

Watched all new Enterprise on Sky (tres dull) and played Dynasty Tactics, really falling for the Chinese Three Kingdoms legend. I'll have to research that more on the net.

Found a great new Joss interview, very pleased.

http://www.gomemphis.com/mca/screens/article/0,1426,MCA_511_1687056,00.html

Still wondering about the etiquette of Live Journal, if I am a member of a community should I add them as a friend?

Words of wisdom

from Peter Kay - a great British comedian

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator (Then turned it upside down).
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong !
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
You never ever run out of salt.
Old ladies can eat more than you think.
You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
In every plate of chips there is a bad chip