New fanfic
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sombrefanThe French president's woman part one or une.
Buffyverse/real life crossover.
Rated R for really good.
Not slash. Sorry.
Contains mild spoilers for Buffy season 8, Angel: After The Fall and the French presidential election of 2007.
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters but like every other fan fic writer I assume I know the characters better than anyone else. And that includes the writers of the show, epecially Joss who knows nothing.
Giles embraced Carla Bruni in his arms as he rubbed his glasses. "Oh Rupert ze love we 'ave between us can not go on" whispered the French singer and former model. "Leave your husband Nicolas Sarkozy. He may lead France but he does not lead your heart. Join me in fighting vampires and demons" gasped Giles as he tongued Carla in the mouth like he might have done when he was Ripper.
"I will say zis only once Rupert Giles. Nicolas needs me, France needs me, the world of music needs me. You have the American slayer Faith who is not as good as Buffy but even so she must be looked after".
Suddennly there was a crash at the door and a small dark haired man followed by a slightly taller blonde hair man bounded in the room. Giles and Carla gasped together and exhaled separately. "Nicolas" shouted Carla. "Spike!" exhumed Giles at the top of his voice.
"Cor blimey and no mistake Watcher Man. I managed to escape Los Angeles, then decided to visit my old mucker Nicolas. Who'd have thought you be knocking around with his missus. Funny old world. Cor blimey".
Just as Spike finished talking, something happened.
To be continued........
Buffyverse/real life crossover.
Rated R for really good.
Not slash. Sorry.
Contains mild spoilers for Buffy season 8, Angel: After The Fall and the French presidential election of 2007.
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters but like every other fan fic writer I assume I know the characters better than anyone else. And that includes the writers of the show, epecially Joss who knows nothing.
Giles embraced Carla Bruni in his arms as he rubbed his glasses. "Oh Rupert ze love we 'ave between us can not go on" whispered the French singer and former model. "Leave your husband Nicolas Sarkozy. He may lead France but he does not lead your heart. Join me in fighting vampires and demons" gasped Giles as he tongued Carla in the mouth like he might have done when he was Ripper.
"I will say zis only once Rupert Giles. Nicolas needs me, France needs me, the world of music needs me. You have the American slayer Faith who is not as good as Buffy but even so she must be looked after".
Suddennly there was a crash at the door and a small dark haired man followed by a slightly taller blonde hair man bounded in the room. Giles and Carla gasped together and exhaled separately. "Nicolas" shouted Carla. "Spike!" exhumed Giles at the top of his voice.
"Cor blimey and no mistake Watcher Man. I managed to escape Los Angeles, then decided to visit my old mucker Nicolas. Who'd have thought you be knocking around with his missus. Funny old world. Cor blimey".
Just as Spike finished talking, something happened.
To be continued........
