I think my iPod mini is homophobic

[sombrefan]

So your iPod went a bit wonky yesterday?

Yes, it was skipping past certain songs.

Like?

Well all my Girls Aloud songs, that Scissor Sister's song you like.

Which one's that?

Laura, you know the one with that cute bloke dancing and the Kevin Smith look a like

Oh yes. Anyway, so basically it wasn't playing your gay anthems?

Aye. Especially Diana Ross' Chain Reaction. Skipped right past it.

But yet it played November Rain?

Yeah, hmmmmmm

It's a homophobic iPod. I'm telling ya.

Well, iTunes took ages to fix it. But it works now

Well, that at least is something.

Comments

This is cracking me up.

[thecuckoo.livejournal.com]

You should sent it to sensitivity training.

[wondersheep.livejournal.com]

*laughs and points*

MY iPod has a rainbow dress. *nods*

[theloa.livejournal.com]

Hah! I knew there was a reason I didn't want one!

And not because I can't afford it. Nonononono.