Dear lurkers and loyal fans

[sombrefan]

After reading fandom wank, please pay me not to write fan fic. In exchange you will be spared the following:

A Buffy/Ghostbusters crossover fanfic. Xander and Venkman bond but does Egon trust Giles?

Riley Finn becomes President of the United States of America in an exciting technothriller where Joss Whedon meets Tom Clancy in a plot that's ripped from tomorrow's headlines.

Willow and Giles meet the ghosts of 'Are You Been Served'.

A Wes/Ducky (NCIS) slash crossover fic. No really.

Comments

[bowen29.livejournal.com]

I'd pay you to write that ghostbusters crossover.

[miss-tress.livejournal.com]

Me too!

*starts counting out pennies*

[iamdigitalis.livejournal.com]

LMAO. I'm in a Phantom of the Opera wank community, and I thank God everyday that I took DOWN my wankable fiction. Now that I look back on it, I think - what the hell was I thinking????

[grnarmadillo.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't write and post a crossover featuring Buffy, ER, and the Lone Gunmen. With a cameo by Wolverine. It seemed like a good idea at the time. (I still have half finished Buffy/X-Men and Buffy/Alias crossovers in the documents folder too.)

[bowen29.livejournal.com]

Hey! I liked those.

[grnarmadillo.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll take the compliment. :) The fic definitely had its good points, and I'm still fond of some of the dialog, I just think the arc got a bit jumbled as a result of throwing THREE shows with very different tones together into one big mixing pot. Looking back over it, t'is better than I remembered. Maybe I was just frustrated with the pressure of trying to put out a weekly mid-semester in my first year of grad school.

[wondersheep.livejournal.com]

I liked them too!

[wondersheep.livejournal.com]

Wes/Ducky would be hot.

Although then you'd be taking him away from his true love, Colonel Jack O'Neil.

[grnarmadillo.livejournal.com]

Wes/Jack? I mean, I can at least see where the basis for Daniel/Jack comes from, but Wesley just doesn't seem his type. :-p

WHich one?

[rleyser.livejournal.com]

Wes or Ducky is Jack's true love?

Re: WHich one?

[wondersheep.livejournal.com]

Meh. Both!

OT3 4-eva!

[rleyser.livejournal.com]

I was looking forward to the Willow/Giles Ghosts of 'are you being served' fic.

You know, I once read a Buffy/Ghostbusters crossover

[kuzibah.livejournal.com]

It was not bad, either. The plot was that Xander's uncle was the Bill Murray character, and he went to stay with him for the summer and helped out. It was actually rather funny, if I recall.