Drools

[sombrefan]

Ultimate razor. Ahhh. 5 blades ahhh. Sheer shaving bliss. Men get rid of your disposable razors (like Bic Classic. Why do men still buy that? A rusty knife is better) and buy this.

Comments

Yep, life imitates Onion articles

[kuzibah.livejournal.com]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930?issue=4228&special=2004

Re: Yep, life imitates Onion articles

[rleyser.livejournal.com]

LOL, that's hysterical...and totally Simon's rant when he finished shaving this morning! I swear he was dancing around the apartment chortling "5 blades, 5 blades, 5 blades!!"

Seriously, though, it *is* the first time he hasn't gotten razor burn.