The funniest Whedonverse merchandising ever

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Did you know there was once serious plans to release Serenity Spirit Animals? Honestly, god's truth. There's a pic of the Mal Fox in this thread. It always cheers me up. Especially the description.

What makes Malcolm Reynolds a great leader? He's clever, instinctive and fiercely protective. He's also wry, mischievous and tenderly sentimental. Let's face it: He's a fox. A wily gray one who's on alert with a hungry, faraway gaze.

Thanks to much derision and accusations of milking the fandom dry, QMx never released the product and all mention of the Serenity Spirit Animals mysteriously disappeared from their site.